Staff
Employee Profile: Pumba
Position: HRš¾
Donāt let the snorting fool youāPumba is not a warthog in disguise (weāve checked). A proud graduate of Harvard with a degree in Being a Cute Little Guyā¢, he went on to earn his PhD in Advanced Snorting from the prestigious University of Ruffchester.
While Pumba may lack hairdressing credentials, he more than makes up for it with nonstop conversation and an unrelenting commitment to butt-scratch advocacy. Approach with treatsāand prepare to be charmed.
Fun Fact: Pumba was up the first choice for Pumbaa (no relation) in the Lion King, but due to a scheduling conflict with nap time he had to resign.
Employee Profile: Lord Ainz Oahl Gown (The Little Man)
Position:Ā Chief Supurrvisorš¾
Wherever the treats areāor under the Christmas tree
The Little Man, known for his unflappable demeanor and deep commitment to lounging, he specializes in belly rub logistics and festive tree-based productivity. Heās a sharp dresser (bowtie game strong) and an even sharper negotiator when treats are involved. When not gracing the home office with his regal naps, he supervises from a sunbeam or beneath the boughs of the Christmas tree.
Fun Fact: Once held a staring contest with a decorative Santa figure for 37 minutes. Santa blinked first
